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Monday, April 6, 2009

(Don't Read If You Are Of The Male Persuasion - TMI) Good Thing God Gave Eve Some Fig Leaves...

because can you imagine her walking around without anything while nursing? She would be squirting people in the eye! I am so thankful to be living in this century with the, um, needed "technology" to curb the squirtation.

18 comments:

Eärwen said...

Gross!!
=)

Meaghan said...

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Heather said...

You know, I never thought of that! I don't miss the nursing mishaps, that's for sure ;)

Melissa said...

I'm right there with ya! I Totally understand!

A Touch of Country said...

I am a BAD mom...I never wanted to breast feed....ewe...something actually sucking on me..wish God would have granted me that nesting instinct. I know it's healthy for the baby and such a bonding experience.

Debbie said...

Never thought of the squirtation mishaps. Thank goodness for nursing bras and those lovely pads.

Love your blog!
Have a great day

Joan said...

Now, THERE'S a picture I could have gone my whole life through without having in my head!

Amanda said...

LOL! I'm nursing my second (4mo) and have been nursing for 2 years, now (nursed my first all through pregnancy) - yep, I'm right there with ya...good thing someone invented nursing bras and pads.

L Harris said...

LOL! Yep, never thought of it that way. I wonder what they do at a nudist "colony".

Nursing #6, squirting is less than with the earlier ones, but squirting none the less.

The Neppers said...

Ha, ha, I can definitely relate to "squirtation!"

Muthering Heights said...

AHAHAHA!!! So true!

The swelling and blisters might look a lit strange as well...

Lisa said...

Sing it, sister!!! I remember those days well. I used to check my shirts all the time to make sure there were no spots. Thanks for the laugh!!!

Anna Sophia said...

What...you didn't want to vlog this one?! :-)

(I have nurses two myself, I can totally relate!) :)

Allie Z said...

OK, after nursing my son, I can totally relate. With the girls, I didn't have too many issues. Plus, once Ben was about 4 months, I was able to transition away from the pads. Until then, look out eyes!

PS- In the middle of the night, when hubby is fake sleeping and won't help, use your amo! :) Locked and loaded! He surely won't stay sleeping... I speak of the truth... Hilarious

~Allie

Lisa @ Stop and Smell the Chocolates said...

LOL! So glad you have the situation "covered", heh,heh. :)

Traci said...

Crack me up, lol.

Katie @ 3 Blondes and a Redhead said...

HIL-LARIOUS!!! I had such squirtation issues with Ryan. Not as much with Kaylin, but I may have been more experienced in the ways of carrying nursing pads everywhere, etc. Oh the leakage...I need to prepare for the leakage to come in a few months...

HeathahLee said...

BWAHAHAHAHA! I needed that laugh! (but not the visual picture LOL!)