How to Clean While Pregnant
Three Easy Steps:
1. Get off the couch and get a phone book....no wait, just stay on the couch and dial 411 with your cell or portable phone.
2. Call a maid service (or a really good friend) and get some help.
3. Go back to watching Judge Judy while eating your chips, popcorn, crackers, bubble gum, cookies and soda (make sure other children are fed).